● Free shipping across Canada
● Low cortisol guaranteed
● 100% cotton tees
● XS – XL available
● White & Black colorways
● $29.99 CAD flat
● Free shipping across Canada
● Low cortisol guaranteed
● 100% cotton tees
● XS – XL available
● White & Black colorways
● $29.99 CAD flat
New Drop · Spring 2025
Dress
Calmer.
Feel it.
Merch for people who are actively, desperately, successfully keeping their cortisol low. Wear the vibe. Become the vibe.
Color
The Collection
2 styles · $29.99 CAD each
$29.99
Flat price.
No games.
No games.
Free
Shipping across
all of Canada 🍁
all of Canada 🍁
2
Colourways.
White & Black.
White & Black.
XS–XL
Full size range.
Every body.
Every body.
The Brand
Built for the
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Built for the
chronically calm.
Low Cortisol Merch started as a joke between friends who were all desperately trying to stress less. Now it's a whole thing. Wear it as a reminder, a flex, or just because the gauge graphic is genuinely sick.
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Premium heavyweight 100% cotton — not that thin stuff✓
Unisex fit — relaxed but structured, looks good on everyone✓
Screen-printed graphic that won't crack or fade wash after wash✓
Canadian brand — ships fast, supports localPeople are calm
about it.
★★★★★ Average
★★★★★
"Wore this to work on a Monday and my coworkers thought I was a different person. I wasn't. I just looked calmer."
★★★★★
"Got the black one first then immediately ordered the white. The quality is actually really good — it's not that thin garbage you get from other places."
★★★★★
"Shipped faster than I expected to Calgary. My therapist asked me where I got it. Genuinely wearing this shirt has lowered my cortisol."